1. How Starkid Obsessed Are You?

    [X] You have seen AVPM.
    [X] …more than twice.
    [ ] …and the unedited, pre-lawyer version.
    [X] You have seen AVPS.
    [X] …more than twice.
    [X ] You have seen LWL.
    [X] …more than once.
    [X] You have seen Starship.
    [X] …more than once.
    [X] You saw Starship as soon as you could.

    Total so far: 9

    [X] You have seen MAMD.
    [X] …more than once.
    [11] Name as many Starkids as you can! (one point each.)
    [] You have considered transcribing the show so as to perform it.
    [ ] …and actually done it.
    [] You have performed it without the script.
    [] …by yourself.
    [] You find yourself resentful of people eating Twizzlers.
    [X] You have attempted to purchase Red Vines.
    [] …and actually purchased them. (Damn you postage costs!)

    Total so far: 23

    [] …and eaten them.
    [ ] …despite finding the taste disgusting.
    [X ] You have attempted to purchase Squirt.
    [ ] …and actually purchased them.
    [ ] …and eaten them.
    [ ] …despite finding the taste disgusting.
    [X] You watch Glee.
    [X] …and ship Klaine.
    [X] You kind of sort of hate the Gleeks who think they discovered Darren.
    [ ] You were standing by when the first version went down.

    Total so far: 27

    [ ] …and had already copied it to your computer.
    [X] You remember the lawyer song.
    [X ] …and sing it constantly.
    [ X] You noticed (before reading this!) that the “Treasures of the Past” series was abandoned.
    [X ] You have attempted to figure out how various costume changes took place. (ex: Ginny—>Rita)
    [X] You joined a Facebook group about Starkid.
    [X] You joined more than one.
    [X] You follow the @teamstarkid on Twitter.
    [X] You follow each individual Starkid on Twitter.
    [] …despite swearing you would never get a Twitter.

    Total so far: 35

    [X] You check the Facebook page(s) regularly.
    [ ] You make fan art.
    [ ] …despite your lack of artistic skills.
    [ ] You write fan fiction.
    [X] You have attempted to punish a child/friend/sibling using the “Stupid Sister” clap.
    [] Your wall (without clicking “see more”) has a Starkid reference on it.
    [ ] …more than once.
    [X] You quote the musicals exhaustively with friends who have seen them.
    [X] …and friends who haven’t.
    [X ] You re-read Harry Potter, finding new hilarity everywhere.

    Total so far: 40

    [X] You re-watch Harry Potter, finding new hilarity everywhere.
    [ ] You have eaten an entire jumbo-king-extra-large size Hershey bar, because Ron did.
    [ ] You have a Zefron poster.
    [ ] It is boss.
    [X] You own the soundtrack to AVPM.
    [X] You own the soundtrack to AVPS.
    [ X] You own the soundtrack to LWL.
    [ X] You own the soundtrack to MAMD.
    [X] You own Darren’s music.
    [ X] …all of it.

    Total so far: 47

    [X] You can sing the Liam’s Got a Phone Call song word for word.
    [X ] You do this every time the phone rings.
    [ X] …despite your name not being Liam.
    [ ] You have changed the genre on all of your Starkid music to “Totally Awesome.”
    [ X] You have attempted to change your “Finder” icon to a Hufflepuff.
    [ X] You own Starkid merchandise.
    [X ] You own more than two pieces of Starkid merchandise.
    [ ] You have made your own Starkid fan items/clothing.
    [] You have taught the “To Dance Again” moves to a group, and performed them.
    [] …despite the group not knowing anything about the musical.

    Total so far: 53

    [] …and despite the dance being completely inappropriate for the situation.
    [X] You constantly ask your friends if they got your text.
    [X] You consider watching Starkid videos to be studying.
    [X] …and thus, were not lying when you told your parents how long you spent studying.
    [] You are considering applying/transferring to the University of Michigan.
    [] …even though you aren’t college-aged.
    [] You have cast yourself and your friends in the shows.
    [X ] You don’t clean your room, because you don’t want to turn into Voldemort.
    [X] You have walked into a room and said, “Did someone say [Name]?”
    [ ] You have explained to a teacher that you’re not pretending to stab yourself, you’re being Taz.

    Total so far: 58

    [ X] You have taken a bubble bath since Starship came out, because Up made it sound really great.
    [X] You have had a Starkid related dream.
    [] When you can’t get motivated, you yell at yourself with a thick Spanish accent.
    [] …and it works.
    [ ] You have quote competitions with friends.
    [X] You have entered a room by saying, “What the devil is going on here?”
    [ ] You have practiced and perfected the accents of all the various characters.
    [X ] You never answer the question of what you want seriously.
    [X] Anything can become a reference.
    [X] Any reference can become a song.

    Total so far: 64

    [X] Any song is better with a dance.
    [ ] You have used the phrase “totally awesome” as part of a serious essay. (I will when I’m at Drama School!… maybe)
    [X] You think “Cho Chang” rhymes with “skinny” better than “Ginny” does.
    [ ] You have stolen packets of Hunt’s Tomato Ketchup from restaurants.
    [ X] You have used the phrase “mondo bummer” to describe something.
    [X] You have used the phrase “chubby little f*ck” to describe something.
    [X] You have been very very sadhungry.
    [ ] You changed your job on Facebook to “Starship Ranger at G.L.E.E.”
    [X] You came up with more of these as you were reading this.
    [X] Your high score on this made you proud, but you wish it was higher.

    TOTAL: 71

    1 year ago  /  Notes